Beware Electric Fences
Bob and Janet marked their 60th wedding anniversary by revisiting the village where they first met. As they wandered around, Janet exclaimed, “Look , Bob, that’s the filed where you first made love to me as we stood against the fence. Make love to me there again.” Bob agrees and after an hour of love-making Janet sighs, “Oh, darling such passion.” After 2 hours she exclaims, “My sweetheart, such vigour.” After 3 hours she screams, “Oh, you wonderful man, such stamina. How can you make love for longer at 80 than you did at 18?” “I’m not sure,” shouts Bob, “but I don’t think the fence was electric last time we were here.”
Bob and Janet marked their 60th wedding anniversary by revisiting the village where they first met. As they wandered around, Janet exclaimed, “Look , Bob, that’s the filed where you first made love to me as we stood against the fence. Make love to me there again.” Bob agrees and after an hour of love-making Janet sighs, “Oh, darling such passion.” After 2 hours she exclaims, “My sweetheart, such vigour.” After 3 hours she screams, “Oh, you wonderful man, such stamina. How can you make love for longer at 80 than you did at 18?” “I’m not sure,” shouts Bob, “but I don’t think the fence was electric last time we were here.”