Hee Hee!! Error 404

Hee Hee!! Error 404
Like my error 404 page? Here's the text for fun 404 error info cannot be found I suppose you think this is MY fault? error 404 page If you go looking for a error 404 page, the odds are you are going to find one. Its not exactly rocket science. The 404 error is everywhere, surrounding you, sucking the very life force out of you. However, there is still hope. Rumor has it that if you click the following link, your soul may be redeemed. If that doesn't work, take two poprocks and try the following steps. Please try any or all of the following: * Click the refresh.gif Refresh Button to try again. Its a great deal of fun and therapeutic for those who require consistency in their lives. * Ask this expert or this expert. If they are as confused as you, pat yourself on the back. You aren't as stupid as you look. At least you aren't a miserable failure. * If you are as stupid as you look, you can relate to this guy. If you are even stupider than you look, may we suggest a makeover? Alas, it didn't work for him. * Take out a student loan. * To get excited about crown molding, click... well... crown molding * If you just want to leave in utter disappointment, don't blame me. No one made you come here. You may now: - Search for weapons of mass destruction - Experience a wardrobe malfunction - Shriek like Howard Dean - Do the Hokey Pokey. * If you understand that the Hokey Pokey is indeed what it is all about, this is the place for you. * If you have already hit the refresh button a few times, we have placed a call to the authorities on your behalf. The nice young men in their clean white coats shall be at your door soon. Cannot find "404error": Internet Exploder Error and how it looks, note I changed the address bar because I don't want everybody hitting i WIP.. :wink:

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I'm pleased you like it.. For all who want it the full source is here, please change the <img src= link on line 13 {11} as I have moved my little gif to another location and results may be random..

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      <td valign="top" align="left"> <img src="http://www.janrocks.tk/www/public/images/info.gif"
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      <h1
 style="color: black; font-family: verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 15pt; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><span>404 error info cannot be found<br><font size=-2>I suppose you think this is MY fault?</font><br><font size=-3>error 404 page</font></span></h1>
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      <td width="400" colspan="2"><font
 style="color: black; font-family: verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 11pt; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">If you go looking for a error 404 page, the odds are you are going to find one. Its not exactly rocket science. The 404 error is everywhere, surrounding you, sucking the very life force out of you. However, there is still hope. Rumor has it that if you click the following link, <a href="http://www.goohf.com/" target=_new>your soul may be redeemed</a>. If that doesn't work, take two poprocks and try the following steps.</font></td>

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      <hr color="#c0c0c0" noshade="noshade"><font
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      <p><font
 style="color: black; font-family: verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 11pt; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Please try any or all of the following:</font></p>

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        <li>Click the <a href="javascript:history.go(0)"><img border="0" src="http://www.emulation64.com/images/refresh.gif" alt="refresh.gif" align="middle"></a> Refresh Button to try again. Its a great deal of fun and therapeutic for those who require consistency in their lives.</li>
        <li><a href="http://www.answersquad.com" target=_new>Ask this expert</a> or <a href="http://ask-leo.com/" target=_new>this expert</a>. If they are as confused as you, pat yourself on the back.  You aren't as stupid as you look. At least you aren't a <a target="resource_window" href="http://www.michaelmoore.com">miserable failure</a>.<br>

        </li>
        <li>If you are as stupid as you look, <a href="http://www.joelcomm.com/" target=_new>you can relate to this guy</a>. If you are even stupider than you look, may we <a href="http://wondermill.com/index.php?p=index" target=_new>suggest a makeover</a>? Alas, it didn't work for <a href="http://www.lockergnome.com" target=_new>him</a>.</li>
<li>Take out a <a href="http://www.college-finances.com" target=_new>student loan</a>.

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<li>To get excited about crown molding, click... well... <a href="http://www.askthebuilder.com/" target=_new>crown molding</a></li>

        <li>If you just want to leave in utter disappointment, don't blame me. No one made you come here. You may now:<br>
- <a href="http://www.tourbus.com" target=_new">Search</a> for weapons of mass destruction<br>
- <a href="http://www.101publicrelations.com/" target=_new>Experience</a> a wardrobe malfunction<br>

- <a href="http://www.surfnetkids.com/" target=_new>Shriek</a> like Howard Dean<br>

- <a href="http://www.clevermedia.com/" target=_new>Do</a> the Hokey Pokey.</li>
<li>If you understand that the Hokey Pokey is indeed what it is all about, <a href="http://thedavidlawrenceshow.com/" target=_new">this is the place for you</a>.
        <li>If you have already hit the refresh button a few times, we have placed a call to the authorities on your behalf.  The nice young men in their clean white coats shall be at your door soon.</li>

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 style="color: black; font-family: verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 11pt; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Cannot
find "404error": <a href="http://www.dealofday.com" target=new>Internet Exploder</a> Error.            </h2>
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Oh by the way, most of the links are just silly, but the last one for internet exploder (dealofday.com) is a bit nasty. UNLESS you are running firefox with script and popupblockers don't go anywhere near it with a windows machine. It loads a nice site I found with an installing smiley central pop up on it.. A really nice piece of malware if ever I saw one :wink: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! :lol: If you want you can scrap the java on the end.. I just drop them a plug for being so nice to me when I needed funds for some hardware last year. I'm pretty sure it's disabled anyway, though results may vary depending on browser. edit because I'm a kind soul I put the little image HERE for use if you want to. I'm certain anybody interested in the page will know how to link it up.. Alien, you may find where the java source link takes you is interesting if you want to raise any money from advertising to run your own server/domain at any time. It's the framing I used on my server to raise revenue from certain pay per click sites. (partner changed to none for obvious reasons) A good script to have knocking about in a push

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